Energy Drinks : And The Coming Invasion

Tucked in the peaceful confines of terrains of bliss, tranquility and relaxation, Germans are abruptly being awakened, jolted and surprised by a most disturbing creature, place of origin unknown.

Take the family of four who decided to pack their clothes, trunks topped with lager and two, teenage kids, both boys, about sixteen and seventeen years of age, who decided to get away from the city life for a three day weekend. All scenarios played out with the regular expectations as they had numerous experience previously when they made the same journey, in pursuit of fresh air, rolling landscapes and anywhere the ring of a phone couldn’t get to them.

Everything looked as it had always been. Their car pushed into the sharp turns of a climbing hill, burning the tires every now and then. The kids were soundly asleep with dreams of God knows what, but since one of the boys had drool dripping from the shadow of his lips, one might guess their thoughts were of events and pleasures not yet experienced.

Ellen, mom, also was in a bottomless slumber, perhaps caused by the jarring white noise of the car engine heaving itself up yet another car-eating hill.

It is only thanks to the evidently, hidden camera, ironically perfectly positioned to capture what no one in their right mind could have predicted. Perhaps, a coincidence being the same day Kfee energy drink was being introduced to the country. But, what was clearly meant to be a television commercial representing a tranquil setting was unfortunately thrust into the soon to be legendary scary German energy drink commercial , maybe one hundred and eighty degrees in the reverse direction of all original intentions.

No one could have predicted it, and unless there was a video camera at a distance to capture the bigger picture, citizens of Germany may not be panically pacing, losing sleep and up at all hours completely perplexed and stunned by what was filmed. Despite having video evidence, to date, German authorities have kept silent about what happened that day. Perhaps to cover it up, or act like it never happened, but one thing is for certain, the rest of the world will never be the same again. The invasion is starting.

Naturally higher than a kite on most days, Dave is the dude who likes to drink energy drinks and has been captivating a growing audience every energy drinks pass his lips. To note, you are welcome to come along, while the fun continue.

– Dave Esposito