Scary German Energy Drink Commercial – Screams Anything But Subtle

Tucked in the quiet confines of terrains of bliss, tranquility and relaxation, the citizens of Germany are abruptly being woken up, shaken and shocked by a most disturbing creature, origins unknown.

Consider the family of four who decided to pack their clothes, trunks brimming with lager and two, almost adult kids, each a boy, about twelve or thirteen years of age, who decided to escape from the rustle and bustle for a two day road trip. All scenarios played out with the usual expectations as they had numerous experience before when they made the same journey, in pursuit of fresh air, rolling landscapes and anywhere the ring of a phone couldn’t reach them.

All things seemed as it had always been. Their car pressed into the sharp turns of a stretching hillside, screeching the tires once in a while. The boys were deeply asleep with dreams of who knows what, but since one had spittle dripping from a corner of his mouth, one might guess his thoughts were of conquests and pleasures not yet experienced.

Susan, the wife, also was in a intense slumber, probably caused by the jarring white noise of the car engine heaving itself up yet another car-eating hill.

It is only thanks to the evidently, hidden camera, ironically perfectly positioned to capture what no one in their right mind could have predicted. Maybe, a coincidence being the same day K-fee energy drink was being introduced to the country. What was clearly meant to be a television commercial representing a peaceful setting was unfortunately thrust into the soon to be legendary scary German energy drink commercial , perhaps 180 degrees in the reverse direction of all original intentions.

No one could have planned it, and unless there was video proof, citizens of Germany may not be pacing frantically, laying awake and up at all hours completely baffled and stunned by what was recorded. Despite having photographic evidence, to date, German authorities have kept quiet about what has transpired that day. Maybe to purposely keep it under the rug, or pretend it never happened, but one thing is for certain, Germany will not ever be the same again. The invasion is starting.

An admittedly wired fellow, Dave is a guy who likes to drink energy drinks and has been captivating a growing audience every time an energy drink is pressed to his lips. Of course, others are invited, while the adventures continue.

– Thor Daniels